Post by Hercules on Oct 20, 2017 11:12:56 GMT
I want to facebook stalk/befriend my high school crush. I hear she works in another city but she is in the same country so I don't see it as an insurmountable problem to take her for a meal - even if I have to take a train to get there.
Problems with Operation High School Crush
1) She is probably married as she was a good looking chickadee
2) What if I meet her and she is vapid and dull
3) I am too fat to go around meeting anyone. Last time I weighed in I was 104kgs. That is 230 pounds for those counting at home. My usual weight I have been for the past ten years is 215 so I fat even by my standards.
Some memories of her
I didn't want to date her because she vaguely looks like my mother and I thought I was going through some type of freudian attraction.
She had a crush on me first and I caught her looking at me in class. But I looked back and she wouldn't look again.
For an english class assignment we had to put on a performance with at least one other actor. Me and my friend put zero work into it and suddenly it was due. So my friend said don't worry I have the best excuse I will say something about my car. I have noticed other students bring their car into it and the teacher lets them off. So the teacher asked us if we were ready to perform and my friend said "We had car troubles and that meant we could't get it organised for today". And Bingo it worked. She gave us a week extension. At the end of the week we still hadn't prepared but I had switched on to some day time soap opera one day and watched some love scene.
So when she pressed us the next week to do the acting scene I told my friend I would take care of it. All he had to do was lie down and on the ground and be a patient in an intensive care unit and pretend to be in a coma and I would be confess my love for this dieing woman he was pretending to be. Somehow I adlibbed about ten minutes worth of material about how I loved and cared for her and then my friend came to out of the coma and said one line to me. We got an A+ but with a note that my friend needed to say more next time.
Anyway to cut a long story short the high school crush somehow was doing some extra homework that day and saw my whole performance and dug my acting and yeah she decided she liked me.
We never got together dated or made out. Although I told her best friend I wanted to marry her and instructed best friend to tell the crush that. The crush at the next party we were at tried to make her self available for a make out session but other people got in the way and it tragically never happened.
Conclusion
When I try to contact her it will be an adventure and life is made for adventures.
Watch this space for updates.
Problems with Operation High School Crush
1) She is probably married as she was a good looking chickadee
2) What if I meet her and she is vapid and dull
3) I am too fat to go around meeting anyone. Last time I weighed in I was 104kgs. That is 230 pounds for those counting at home. My usual weight I have been for the past ten years is 215 so I fat even by my standards.
Some memories of her
I didn't want to date her because she vaguely looks like my mother and I thought I was going through some type of freudian attraction.
She had a crush on me first and I caught her looking at me in class. But I looked back and she wouldn't look again.
For an english class assignment we had to put on a performance with at least one other actor. Me and my friend put zero work into it and suddenly it was due. So my friend said don't worry I have the best excuse I will say something about my car. I have noticed other students bring their car into it and the teacher lets them off. So the teacher asked us if we were ready to perform and my friend said "We had car troubles and that meant we could't get it organised for today". And Bingo it worked. She gave us a week extension. At the end of the week we still hadn't prepared but I had switched on to some day time soap opera one day and watched some love scene.
So when she pressed us the next week to do the acting scene I told my friend I would take care of it. All he had to do was lie down and on the ground and be a patient in an intensive care unit and pretend to be in a coma and I would be confess my love for this dieing woman he was pretending to be. Somehow I adlibbed about ten minutes worth of material about how I loved and cared for her and then my friend came to out of the coma and said one line to me. We got an A+ but with a note that my friend needed to say more next time.
Anyway to cut a long story short the high school crush somehow was doing some extra homework that day and saw my whole performance and dug my acting and yeah she decided she liked me.
We never got together dated or made out. Although I told her best friend I wanted to marry her and instructed best friend to tell the crush that. The crush at the next party we were at tried to make her self available for a make out session but other people got in the way and it tragically never happened.
Conclusion
When I try to contact her it will be an adventure and life is made for adventures.
Watch this space for updates.
